karcricket: This was a triumph I’m making a note...
When my parents type "www." into the url.
kattygirls: I’m like: and they’re just like:
romeo: if i was thy boyfriend
romeo: i'd never let thou go
romeo: i canst take thou places thou hath not been before
romeo: and i can be thy gentleman
romeo: swagger swagger swagger
romeo: swagger on thou
Little Brother: Hey, are you cold?
Me: Yeah, a little. Why?
Little Brother: Well then, you should sit in the corner.
Little Brother: Because it's 90 degrees.
Me: No I won't high five you put your hand down.
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
the-empty-sky-surrounds-me asked: Do babies poop inside of the womb?
tessaviolet: If you’re not going to wait for a K-pop music video to load in full HD then get out of my house.